Triple-A Minesweeper

(minesweeper.mikelacher.com)

156 points | by robin_reala 3 hours ago

36 comments

  • jjmarr 1 minute ago
    The ending needed to force you to click on a mine so you die in the cutscene lmao.
  • devin 1 hour ago
    So good.

    Maybe lean into some of the metal gear solid dialogue by having a long back and forth about "What's a mine?" "What do you mean 'mark a mine'?" "How do I know when I'm done?" etc.

    • mkobit 1 hour ago
      I really enjoy this trope. The "Zelda Ocarina of Time if it were a modern game" series has the MGS style discussion, and the whole series is incredible.

      Here is the forest temple video which is a short sample of what to expect: https://youtu.be/KC656o7_zVk

  • NSUserDefaults 21 minutes ago
    Nice but the logos are skippable, which is not realistic.
  • grumbel 14 minutes ago
    There is also the classic "Minesweeper - The Movie"[1]

    [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs

  • fidotron 58 minutes ago
    But I didn't need to install a publisher specific launcher to run it.
    • ravenstine 51 minutes ago
      And then be forced to download a 42GiB update.
  • theroadnotbacon 41 minutes ago
    I was absolutely hoping to see production babies in the credits. Can’t win ‘em all.
    • jameshart 2 minutes ago
      No pets credited either.
  • LunicLynx 25 minutes ago
    Needs:

    - Checkpoints after each mine

    - DLC for rounded corners

  • lapetitejort 1 hour ago
    Missing:

    Sidequest to sweep 10 mines.

    Achievement after sweeping 5 mines

    The yellow diamond is nice but what if I don't notice the diamond? I need a colored scent trail leading from my cursor to the yellow diamond, and a pinging noise when my cursor is near a mine

    Mocapped mines

    Jack Quaid

    $70

    • jandrese 50 minutes ago
      There should be additional audio logs you can find under some squares that provide snippits of backstory.
      • lapetitejort 46 minutes ago
        This is minesweeper 33. I'n out sweeping mines and I ran across one that looks different than the others. I'll keep investigating while mine sweeping. I'm recording this 30 second clip onto an entire recording device with a 64gb SD card. I'll leave it on this rock for others to find. Don't worry, I have 11 other devices to record my short messages. Wait, the mine, it's glowing! I can't--
    • rf15 55 minutes ago
      Sorry, did you mean Achievement for Starting the Game for the First Time?
      • buran77 12 minutes ago
        "Only 7.89% of gamers unlocked this".
  • xbar 51 minutes ago
    I was angry at the wasted 30 seconds of opening licensed 3rd party software listings, but I stayed through to the end of the credits roll, laughing until I cried.

    This is Art.

    • nottorp 43 minutes ago
      I think the opening logo sequence is too short. Also it's missing agreement to 2-3 EULAs that you have to scroll down all the way for the accept button to get enabled. And the epilepsy warning. And the disclaimer that it's all a work of fiction.
      • jameshart 0 minutes ago
        Failed certification because it didn’t warn you not to turn off when the save icon is spinning.
  • MisterMunchkin 1 hour ago
    Please expand this into a full open-world minesweeping game
  • xoxxala 30 minutes ago
    10/10 story. I look forward to the forthcoming motion picture adaptation from Skydance directed by Michael Bay.
    • test6554 29 minutes ago
      After Singapore, there just wasn't any choice.
  • ReptileMan 3 minutes ago
    The part where the subtitles hide the mines is the best for me.
  • donkey_brains 1 hour ago
    So good. Looking forward to level 2 so we can find out what happened in Singapore.
  • jandrese 52 minutes ago
    I like the part where it doesn't even matter if you hit a mine, you are on this train ride regardless of what you do.
  • NSUserDefaults 17 minutes ago
    And which half of the staff gets fired day after release?
  • 361994752 1 hour ago
    the non-stopping narration makes it so hard to actually sweep the mines....
    • nvme0n1p1 58 minutes ago
      Don: Sounds like you're getting rusty. The Sweeper I knew in Singapore would never have choked like this from just a little background noise.
    • MitPitt 1 hour ago
      Focus, M.
  • wredcoll 45 minutes ago
    That was a great parody, but how much of those effects still worked even though you knew it was coming? The fade ins, blurring the outsides, the emotional voice talking to you... it definitely raised my interest more than just opening minesweeper!

    I mean, it doesn't last very long without something else going on, but there is a reason.

    • thaumasiotes 19 minutes ago
      > That was a great parody, but how much of those effects still worked even though you knew it was coming? The fade ins, blurring the outsides, the emotional voice talking to you...

      Worked?

      The game takes a very long time to load. This is funny, but not desirable in an actual game.

      There is voiceover dialogue as you start. You can listen to it, but at some point you'll want to start playing the game.

      There is an indicator telling you which square to clear next. I ignored this for several reasons:

      - I want to know if you're compelled to follow it (you aren't);

      - It's pointing to the wrong square;

      - Following it would defeat the entire purpose of playing the game.

      Dialogue continues as you play. But you can't listen to it because your mind is occupied. Following the indicator would solve that problem...

      • johnnyanmac 11 minutes ago
        >First, the game takes a very long time to load. This is funny, but not desirable in an actual game.

        In unrealistic fashion, you can in fact mash through the license logos once you load in. So thr game itself doesn't actually take long at all to boot up on a technical level; the delays were a design choice.

  • isoprophlex 1 hour ago
    No lootboxes?
    • ravenstine 50 minutes ago
      There aren't even any skins I can buy with my mom's credit card.
  • franze 1 hour ago
    so, in case if you like minesweeper and doom ... https://dreadsweeper.franzai.com/
  • avereveard 21 minutes ago
    Not even a dlc and cosmetics?
  • forgotTheLast 46 minutes ago
    Where do I enter my credit card info for the Season Pass and the special operator skin?
  • ixo 14 minutes ago
    Sweep (2026)
  • viccis 24 minutes ago
    Damn I didn't even have to Press Start to begin
  • UtahDave 1 hour ago
    This is hilarious
  • dllrr 55 minutes ago
    That's hilarious. Spot on.
  • cckolon 51 minutes ago
    There might be a mine here
  • b3lvedere 54 minutes ago
    That was awesome
  • duhballs 1 hour ago
    Needs Debra Wilson
  • Razengan 1 hour ago
    Pac-Man as a Modern AAA Game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaoUVVD-hUc
    • kennywinker 27 minutes ago
      I should follow those pac-dots...
  • etchalon 1 hour ago
    I laughed way way way too hard
  • bbeonx 26 minutes ago
    omg this is brilliant i was IMMEDIATELY tilting my face off
  • bentt 1 hour ago
    Art
  • justmaris 3 hours ago
    This is fun.
  • peterramsing 1 hour ago
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  • iwontberude 1 hour ago
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